Ok, game over

The flop flops are guiding America. See us laugh as they walk down the street in the Political parade. We are fools because of many reasons but certainly we don't think of us as fools, they do, the politicians, you know, those above us?

Here, do the math. All the players in the game, from the President down to dog catcher are involved in this, the greatest show on Earth. No folks, it doesn't stop there, we have the talk radio crowd, the television pundit crowd. These too are all a part of this huge stage show for our benefit.Think for a second. Half the country are followers of the left, and the others are followers of the right. Oh sure you have a few independents, as least they would like to think themselves as independents, but does it matter at this point. Conservatives, Leftists, Libertarian, demarcate, republican, we are all Americans who struggle to live, survive. Those who we elected, pigeon hole us in these categories so their show can go on. We say we are in charge of them but we are not. If one hundred percent of us agree on one issue, and it was not in their best interest to do as we say, they wont. And so it goes on.

Oh look, it is the Obama float, passing us by as they wave for the people. Yes Margarete, the float is made up of twenty million beautiful yellow roses, and the lifelike statue of Biden, it made from oleo margarine. They could have done a better job on his face, oh wait, that is Biden. Yes, yes, yes, their they go as the float turns left onto Politico Drive. Ok next we have the Palin float. Wow, she is very nice looking in real life. She is magnificent, beautiful, so lifelike, too bad she is made up of oleo. I can tell by the crowds shouting, we have , oh wait for it, I can see. slightly, yes, it is, It's the G.W. Float, now he does look great after all he has gone through. Hold on, looks like trouble, oh, look out, hundreds of shoes, yes folks hundreds of right winged tipped shoes being thrown sprendiferiously at Georges head. And there he goes and who do we have here, the long winded, awaited Pelosi-mobile. She sits, she stands, she sits, she stands.

Americans wake up. It is all a show. a live stage show for our benefit. Their all on the same side, theirs, and we are on the other side, strugglevill, watching, hoping, and fighting each other while they laugh, see them laugh, at us, Their like Wrestlers, all mean, going at each other for our benefit, but when it is all said and done, they go out for a beer and we are none the wiser.

Do you know why you loved Ronald Reagan so much? He was not just a politician, he was a politician who knew how to act. If all politicians took acting lessons, we would be doomed, hold on a sec, we are, that is unless we start calling them out. We must not like their persona, we must not like them because they are pretty, we need to elect people, real people, people who has all of our backs.

Hold the phone, one last float before the parade of Politics passes us by and calls it a night, it is the Miss America float, what is she doing in a political parade? Wait a second, it's liberty, our lady with the torch surrounded with the tired and poor, well folks, I have seen it all now, Liberty in a parade dedicated to those who wont even admit she exists.

Ok folks, that's it. It's all over but the shouting and that's just from the Chinese asking "Where's our money at?" Till next year, same time, same station, this Caterino saying, we'll see you all back here next year for Flip Flops on parade. Are we off the air, good. Who the heck is going to clean up this mess? Oh it's paid for my our tax dollars. Stimulus? and life goes on, and on, and on......