War-the reasoning of a Moe War

It is no secret that Obama has been blaming George W. Bush for everything from his burnt toast in the morning to his sneaking a smoke behind the White House alley.  Well friends, two wars I can understand, but do we really need three?  More men and women dying and for what?

I, being your future president will stop all the nonsense. I will use the Fonz defense to implement one of the greatest plans known to mankind. Arther "the Fonz" Fonzarelli, never fought, hey, he never even threw a punch and why?  The Fonz had image, something Obama your now President has stripped America of.  He set us up.  He went to the world and told them we were weak, and it was all hype and there was nothing to fear from us.  Ok, I on the other hand would end the doohickey.  If elected, I would insure that the world would once again be so afraid of us, the U. S. of A. they would ask our permission to sneeze. So, we would have world order which would lead to world peace.

The second thing would pay off all of our loan sharks, Japan, China, help, no help, if we send help to anyone, that comes off the debt.  We simply charge for a service.  We would stop all the sill spending.  Anyone caught spending foolishly, would be fired and never work in politics again.  A little harsh, perhaps, but we are never going to get anywhere with the likes of career politicians, they are just bad for our Image.

Gaddaffi is fighting his own people, a civil war, and I ask you Americans, why do we feel the need to but in when we have the fight of our lives right here at home called the economy?  We need to mind out own business and if another country, you know, those who hate us, pleed for our assistance, we charge them, money up front, but as I said before, once we restore America's image, no one would dare start a war. We don't need another war.  We need our people living, safe, and home working.

Oil, oil you say?  I* believe that oil is our best resource, but it is also what keeps Earth running.  What we need is to use alternatives, and cut the world off.  Enough is enough.  When we stop buying oil from other countries, we will be free, and they will be sorry.  Then we swoop in when the price per barrel drops to a dollar a barrel and hoard the heck out of it.  When the prices go up, we sell it back, top dollar.

So in closing, we all know what we need to do, a vote for me is a vote for you.  This is Caterino saying, No he can't but we can.  Thank you for your time.